The world's first ever half-supermarket, half-carrier bag rock star with unique vocals, a wide range of instrumental skills and original songwriting, mostly about going to the toilet. Soon to be world famous with his first single, Someone's Done A Poo On My Sweet Sixteen - check it out on Youtube.
Are you going to the Billy Lidl concert tomorrow?
Yeah, sure, I've just got to buy my merchandise for it, including a poo-stained toilet roll and a bog brush dipped in my grandma's discharged period juice
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).