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BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.
Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026