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Bigots' Law 

Bigots' Law states that the first to shout "bigot" at another in a discussion is the most bigoted bigot in said discussion!

Also known as "dropping a b bomb".
The OED defines "bigoted" as "having or revealing an obstinate belief in the superiority of one’s own opinions and a prejudiced intolerance of the opinions of others".

In political discussions often the word "bigot" (also known as the "b" word) is used as a mere insult by particular groups who adhere to a certain dogma, and shout accusations using the "b" word towards those who have differing opinions to themselves. Thus, actually meeting the definition of the "b" word themselves.

Analyses of political discussions show that in 95% of all uses, the most intolerant and bigoted people are those first to use the "b" word in a discussion. These people therefore break Bigots' Law, and contribute nothing to the actual discussion other than insulting another person with an attempted ad hominem slur or character assassination; thus the shouter of "bigot" is showing prejudiced intolerance towards differing opinion.

"Yous are bigots for having that opinion - how dare yous disagree with our superior opinion!" - this statement qualifies under "Bigots' Law" and highlights the sheer bigotry of calling someone a "bigot".

"Dropping a b bomb" is the logical equivalent to pulling a pin in a grenade and letting it explode in your own hand.
Bigots' Law by BigMan25 September 11, 2011

biglos'd 

When you miss third gear in a 6th generation honda civic si repeatedly while street racing across the border in Mexico.

Also can be used when referring to how you fucked up a situation.

Most commonly used in the import scene in Houston, Texas.
Yo, did you get her number?
Nah, I biglos'd it.
Damn bro.
biglos'd by HTXAaron December 27, 2008

big lots 

A discount store, formerly Pic'n'save. Good bargains on lots of crap, however, for expired clam juice try the 99 Cent store.
Hey Ryan, i got some clam juice at the 99 cent store. they didnt have any at big lots.
big lots by Yes i am awesome May 25, 2004

Big Lots 

An amazing store with excellent products, usually past their expiration date or with a broken seal, being sold for very cheap.
"Dude, lets go to Big Lots and get some fuckin deals."
Big Lots by Blue Eyes_White Dragon February 21, 2009

god hates bigots

The opposite of god hates fags. If you see someone holding a god hates bigots sign, give him/her a thumbs up, unless you are a bigot, in wich case just stand there and wait to be struck by lightning(Note: I am an Athiest and straight).
Bigot: "Hey, what's with the god hates bigots sign...UUUGGGH!
(Suddenly has a heart attack.)
god hates bigots by VanHelsing March 1, 2008

skatepark bigots 

Skatepark bigots are people who either resent a skate park near their house and try to subvert it or who vote constantly against any and all public funds to create them. Unfortunately they also have no clear idea as to what to offer kids in replacement and if you look very closely you will find very few overweight skateboarders!(for you skateboard bigots that would be a clue you just read).
" I can not believe for the third time in a row that the skatepark bigots voted the park down..it costs more to buy Kevlar for all the school teachers then the park would ever cost..."
skatepark bigots by DaynaS March 2, 2008