VanHelsing's definitions

god hates bigots

The opposite of god hates fags. If you see someone holding a god hates bigots sign, give him/her a thumbs up, unless you are a bigot, in wich case just stand there and wait to be struck by lightning(Note: I am an Athiest and straight).

Bigot: "Hey, what's with the god hates bigots sign...UUUGGGH!
(Suddenly has a heart attack.)

by VanHelsing March 1, 2008

Keys to the Kingdom

1. A saying expressing skeptisicem, usually about a proposed deal or partnership.

2. A book series by Garth Nix.

"I'm not buying this "keys to the kingdom" crap."

by VanHelsing February 26, 2008