Big Kahuna 

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

Big Kahuna by sir manth February 9, 2009

BIG KAHUNA 

a man that gives a woman really great sex...and has a huge cock... that is very satisfying .. that's makes other guys feel small when he is present he makes the guys feel like a mushroom !

Eric's the big KAHUNA ... did you here how that guys speaks! Nicole : yeah this morning I did, he was praising how "his big balls were slapping against my ass !

so he been named "the big KAHUNA" because he can dive deep , and there nothing anyone can say ....he is surfing my waves like a BIG KAHUNA EVERYDAY .
"HE IS THE GREAT WHITE OF MY OCEAN "

BIG KAHUNA by ND&DR April 18, 2021

Big Kahuna 

noun.
1. An individual who is can be described as a big shot. A very general term, and there are no distinctions, i.e. a pimp can be referred to as a Big Kahuna, and so can the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. It doesn't matter that they are different types of sleaze.
See Grand Moff.

1. So the Big Kahuna of 22nd and Federal said $500 per hour, and I said, "For a bag of herpes?" and I flashed him some bling-bling-my platinum chain. And he dropped it to $250.

Big Kahuna by dinyctis June 11, 2004

big kahuna 

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

big kahuna by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2007

Big Kahuna Burger 

The made up burger joint in most of Tarantino's movies.

big kahuna burgers are good

Big Kahuna Burger by Jo§hY August 22, 2008

Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."

Big Kahuna Reef by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007

big kahuna torta night

THE BIGGEST NIGHT ever! Having fun and going out and having a torta time.

"What are your plans for tonight?"
"ITS BIG KAHUNA TORTA NIGHT!"

big kahuna torta night by tortagirlnotabla April 24, 2026