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big fatty 

a big fatass that cannot get off his/her fucking couch....to use the shitter..Often wines about doing housework, going outside, and doing work out activites.. they think Halo or The Sims 2 is a fucking job because they move their fingers.
Likes to eat everything in site, doesnt give a shit if they break down your car, couch, etc etc etc. Theres probably some ancient shit ingrown in their titty flap, or fatass crack.
*Kate: Hey John, Can you please get up so i can find the remote?

*John: No i'd rather sit on my fatass.

2 hours later...big fatty leaves

*Kate: I really need the remote!!

Kate finds remote, in a pile of shit, in the fucking toliet.
big fatty by darrianhayleyr April 4, 2009

big fatty boom batty 

A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
big fatty boom batty by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007

big fatty boom batty 

1. A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
big fatty boom batty by Mr.E.Man December 10, 2008

big flat fatty 

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.
That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.
big flat fatty by PMax April 13, 2008