big fatty

a big fatass that cannot get off his/her fucking couch....to use the shitter..Often wines about doing housework, going outside, and doing work out activites.. they think Halo or The Sims 2 is a fucking job because they move their fingers.
Likes to eat everything in site, doesnt give a shit if they break down your car, couch, etc etc etc. Theres probably some ancient shit ingrown in their titty flap, or fatass crack.

*Kate: Hey John, Can you please get up so i can find the remote?

*John: No i'd rather sit on my fatass.

2 hours later...big fatty leaves

*Kate: I really need the remote!!

Kate finds remote, in a pile of shit, in the fucking toliet.

big fatty by darrianhayleyr April 4, 2009

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big fatty boom batty

A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.

1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.

big fatty boom batty by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007

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big fatty boom batty

1. A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.

1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "

big fatty boom batty by Mr.E.Man December 10, 2008

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big flat fatty

A fat girl who is flat chested; a fat chick who does not have big tits. An overweight girl with small boobs.

See also big fat flatty.

That poor fat chick has small tits. She's a big flat fatty.

big flat fatty by PMax April 13, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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