1 definition by darrianhayleyr

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a big fatass that cannot get off his/her fucking couch....to use the shitter..Often wines about doing housework, going outside, and doing work out activites.. they think Halo or The Sims 2 is a fucking job because they move their fingers.
Likes to eat everything in site, doesnt give a shit if they break down your car, couch, etc etc etc. Theres probably some ancient shit ingrown in their titty flap, or fatass crack.
*Kate: Hey John, Can you please get up so i can find the remote?

*John: No i'd rather sit on my fatass.

2 hours later...big fatty leaves

*Kate: I really need the remote!!

Kate finds remote, in a pile of shit, in the fucking toliet.
by darrianhayleyr April 04, 2009

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