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Big fat monkey mama 

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.
Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama

yo mamas big fat booty band 

A funk/ska/hip-hopesque band hailing from Ashville,NC. The Booty band have devoloped a style called "Bounce," Which of course is exactly what one is compelled to do when you hear their funky ass muzik. Broke out into the "jamband" scene at Wakarusa 2006 where they rocked the fucking house two nights in a row. Disclaimer; One of their groupies was wearing a white dress and white panties the first night at Wakarusa and was jumping up and down and she was on the fucking RAG! Now Thats Phunky!!! And then the next night the band got half naked and she was running around stage in her undies!!! Schtoops! Nevertheless, they are a killer band, Check 'em out...I mean just think of the band's name for god's sake...Genius dare I say
Tom: "What are you going to go and see"???? Rick:"I'm gonna go check out Yo Mamas big fat booty band."
Tom: "What'd you say about my mama."
Also, The epitome of funky is that groupie riding down the river of red. PHHHHHUUUNNNNKKKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026