A hoe with a highly elevated booty game. This isn't the same as a "Big Booty Hoe". "Bootied" implies that the above mentioned hoe worked, twerked, and/or performed certain acts targeted specifically at development of the booty. In contrast, a "Big Booty Hoe" is simply a hoe of a larger breed. She may have launched out of the womb with a larger booty or she could have had a surplus of fast food coupons that were about to expire.
I'm tired of skinny white girls. They're cute and all, but what I really need is a Big Bootied Hoe
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!