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big bamboo 

In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.
Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
big bamboo by kajoe August 29, 2006
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big bamboos 

Usually used in the area of Southern California. Meaning a girl with big titties, breast or boobs.
Guy: Man... That girl over there got some big bamboos!
big bamboos by Always4real July 11, 2009

The Big Baboof 

A slightly less than catastrophic event set into motion to do someone wrong.
Just when he thought it could'nt get any worse, that they had hit the lowest of the lows, then fate dealt the big baboof, and then their future was sealed

The Big Bamboozle Boi 

The boi who gives you the big bamboozle.
"Oh no here comes the big bamboozle boi! Hide your bambohzles!"

bimbamboobies

a milking mother breasts squirty bitty
bimbamboobies is another name for breasts that are filled with milk ready for the youngster to sqeeze, a nursing mothers breasts.
bimbams for short.
bimbamboobies by rebecca dyer August 31, 2007
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