This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people
go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of stupid things to say and floor the car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they will rearrange their
plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car will be slowed and the occupants will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they will class as a dork, they will shout 'nerd' and scream with laughter at their
one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually
pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main
princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the
bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the
time they were circling the park, they tod their
parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the
bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!
Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!
Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp post. There's a
jock behind us.
Jas: Haha! Rules!