This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they
will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of
stupid things to say and floor the
car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they
will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they
will rearrange their plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car
will be slowed and the occupants
will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they
will class as a
dork, they
will shout '
nerd' and scream with laughter at their one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the time they were circling the park, they tod their parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!
Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!
Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp
post. There's a jock behind us.
Jas: Haha! Rules!