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betafish 

Betafish is a word only 2 people in the world know. Its a special word only for us.
"Hey betafish want to play roblox??"
betafish by betafishy August 14, 2022

Betafish 

a person who is small in stature, weighs under 120lbs, has little to no muscle, and tends to have a very well below average sized penis. These people are typically of adult age but are seldomly referred to as men. You can find them wearing boys’ sized clothes because any men’s clothing would be swimming on their tiny frame. Their attitude is often extremely aggressive and nasty but they will never look you directly in the eyes when confronting you due to their cowardly traits. They will often only speak to women they find attractive and will either lash out at or refuse to acknowledge any men who speak to or pose a potential threat to have sex with the woman they are simping over. It is not uncommon to find these pathetic creatures whispering to a woman for absolutely no reason at all while the woman speaks using a normal tone of voice during the conversation. You may run into these pathetic weaklings verbally degrading the nicest humans they encounter just because they see an easy target. The most entertaining aspect is when they argue adamantly with someone but are proven wrong time and time again with their only response being “whatever.” In some rare cases they will be a third wheel and pay the entire bill. There unfortunately tends to be a high rate of domestic violence and verbal abuse cases due to their inability to challenge any grown men in the public sphere.

Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.
John: “Did you see the little guy third wheeling with Jennifer and her boyfriend?”

Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”
Betafish by Billy Polanco December 23, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026