The worst city in the United States. This area has been torn apart from a nice neighborhood to a horrible hell hole. Statistics show that 99% of Bessemer sucks. The 1% of Bessemer that is good is actually part of Atlanta, Bessemer is just borrowing it.

Fuck, Bessemer sucks.

Damn, why can't granny just die so I don't have to go to Bessemer anymore?

I'd rather live in a pig's colon for a year than drive through Bessemer.

So I hear you live in Bessemer. Do you suck as well? You probably do.

Aaron: I am hungry
Jordan: Me too.
Aaron: Let's go to the Bright Star
Jordan: That's in Bessemer
Aaron: That's right
Jordan: Let's just eat our own flesh instead
Aaron: Good thinking. Man Jordan, you really are a thinker
Jordan: Thanks yo

Bessemer by danklewankle June 15, 2007

Related Words

Bessemer • Bessemer, AL • Bessemer Academy • Bessemer Furnace • bessemer process • Act Bessemer • Besserer • dirty bessmer

Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

Bessemer Academy by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010

bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.

Yo will you bessemer process me..?

bessemer process by dannii_htk November 27, 2007

Bessemer, AL

NICKNAMES: "The Marvel City" , "Bessma" , "BTO (Bessma Takin Over)" , "35020"

URBAN Neighborhoods: Pipeshop, Southside, Bessemer Homestead, Blue Creek Junction, Abrahms, Dunbar, Broomfield, South Bessemer, West Bessemer, North Bessemer, Old Jonesboro, Tannehill, McAdory, Greenwood, Hopewell, Eastern Valley, Downtown, Jonesboro, West Hill, Flint Hill, Brick City, West Lake, Oak Grove, Roosevelt City

County : Jefferson (About 675,000 people)

Shelby (About 210,000 people)

Tuscaloosa (About 200,000 people)

City Pop. : About 32,500 People

Area Pop. : About 100,000 People

SAFE Suburbs: Johns, Lake View, Adger, Rock Creek, Concord, Buckville, Helena, Pleasant Grove, Sylvan Springs, Shannon, McCalla

DANGEROUS Suburbs: Hueytown, Brighton, Lipscomb

Bessemer, AL

Bessemer, AL by PipeshopBessmaBoi September 19, 2013

Act Bessemer

Bessemer is a city in AL known for having their own language. To Act Bessemer is an attiude of being HARD and will SNAP on someone or a situation.

Act Bessemer - a term use to say you are about to step in and regulate an issue

Man, they down their trippin, they bout to make me Act Bessemer up in here.

Act Bessemer by An-Jay September 22, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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