skurp

An extremely homosexual gesture many college students perform. It involves sexual harassment to another male's testicles. To perform a "skurp", curve one's hand slightly upwards and quickly and inconspicuously cup another male's testicles. If a female skurps a male it is considered pleasurable and welcomed by many straight men.

Michael skurped me damnit. I told him that if he does that then I will never speak to him again.

Jordan and Aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.

Jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. He enjoyed it thoroughly.

by danklewankle May 27, 2007

hottie mchotterson

An extremely attractive female. Often comparable to a goddess however you do not want to respect a hottie mchotterson. Sex is the only thing on the menu.

Man, check out that hottie mchotterson. I'd do her.

by danklewankle May 27, 2007

Bessemer

The worst city in the United States. This area has been torn apart from a nice neighborhood to a horrible hell hole. Statistics show that 99% of Bessemer sucks. The 1% of Bessemer that is good is actually part of Atlanta, Bessemer is just borrowing it.

Fuck, Bessemer sucks.

Damn, why can't granny just die so I don't have to go to Bessemer anymore?

I'd rather live in a pig's colon for a year than drive through Bessemer.

So I hear you live in Bessemer. Do you suck as well? You probably do.

Aaron: I am hungry
Jordan: Me too.
Aaron: Let's go to the Bright Star
Jordan: That's in Bessemer
Aaron: That's right
Jordan: Let's just eat our own flesh instead
Aaron: Good thinking. Man Jordan, you really are a thinker
Jordan: Thanks yo

by danklewankle May 27, 2007

snape

An interjection used and preceded by "oh". Usually used after an offensive point has been made.

Oh Snape son, that fool just offended yo ass.

Snape, that was totally off the chain my homie.

by danklewankle May 27, 2007