bespooch Share definition Flag To present as an impromptu gift, usually in a polite but unceremonious manner. My first guitar was bespooched unto me by my brother, who had decided he didn't want to take lessons anymore. bespooch by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the bespooch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch