to diarrhea into plasctic bag then freeze it. once properly frozen and hard, you beat the person with it. once knocked out you take the frozen diarrhea out of the bag and place it on stomach.
dude, i bergered a girl last night and she woke up with shit all over her
by jewishwombat April 4, 2011
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A Berger is an incredibly ugly child. A Berger is always higly contagious and annoying. A berger can commonly be found loitering around Tamarrama beach, scots and under trucks.
I just threw up when i looked at berger.

Accelerate the truck I can see Berger.

Run Steph Run. I can see Berger.
by Bograt October 15, 2006
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To have a warm drink, music, and a place to rest for a small amount of time. A form of hipster terminology.
Im not going out tonight, im just going to stay home and get my berger on.
by Bifenaa August 7, 2011
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Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.
Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.
by Michael "The Berger" King October 27, 2008
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An older man that trys to sleep with boys under the age of 15. These types of people were most likely raped as young children and are extremely homosexual.
That faggot over there is trying to run a berger
by wvboy September 17, 2006
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When someone portrays themselves as especially grunge. High school try-hard girls that think smoking cigarettes, baggy clothes, and listening to 90’s punk is a personality.
Savannah is so berger all she posts on Instagram are dramatic selfies with unrelated captions
by Whichoneofyustookashet June 9, 2019
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"bailey's got a fat bulge he's such a berger"

"look at that non-berger rj over there"
by bigboyRJ November 13, 2020
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