beort 

beort
1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.

examples

1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.

beort by senator beortington beortsmith March 7, 2007

beort 

1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.

examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!

Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.

beort by senator beortington beortsmith December 14, 2008

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

BerthaJo by Dwejj September 26, 2018

'Ole Bertha 

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

'Ole Bertha by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Lil uzi Bert 

Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.

Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he

Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert

Lil uzi Bert by Hello There 66 March 1, 2019

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

berthanette by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

Pulling a Bert 

1. Innocently doing something incredibly painful in a funny way. 2. Doing something outrageously extraordinary with simple things.

Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.

When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.

Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.

A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.

In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.

One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.

I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.

Pulling a Bert by Thomas Aquarius February 9, 2010