beort
1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith March 7, 2007
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a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.
you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.
2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!
Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!
guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.
1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!
guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.
1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!
Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.
2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs
guys friend; sup biril
guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo
guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?
guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith December 14, 2008
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Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
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Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
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