When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.
However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.
Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.
However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.
Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.
Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!
by bj_124_4eva May 8, 2010
by Ryastotle November 1, 2018
When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
by The dirty zamboni March 11, 2012
When a person is stripped naked and propped in the doggy-style position with their stomach resting on a barrel. This exposes their vagina or anus to allow for easy, unobstructed sexual penetration or rape. The victim often doesn't realize that they are in a compromised position until it is too late or they may have no other choice but to comply. Some may also enjoy the experience at first until they realize that there's no lube.
Chad: "How much are you paying for internet service?"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"
by ITNerd July 11, 2021
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.
by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003
Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"
Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."
Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."
by bigboote September 8, 2008
So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.
by SquidSplitter November 18, 2015