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beneviolent 

Describes someone who acts all warm and pleasant, but who would stab you in da back just as casually/easily as he'd "order up eggs" as Huck Finn said about one or more brutal-minded kings of yore.
Da infamous Claudius in da Shakespeare play "Hamlet" was an excellent example of a "beneviolent" individual --- as Hamlet grumbles, "One may smile and smile and smile and be a villain".
beneviolent by QuacksO February 16, 2023

benevolent overlord 

a phrase used by WACE exam writers to fuck over innocent ATAR students who have been dazed after seeing some thicc body builders ass, a sister let her brother drown and a guy hype up video games.
student 1: i wrote my composing on how respectful my boss was.

student 2: wtf what question did you do?

S1: β€œsome say bossy, i say benevolent overlord”

S2: hold up, the fuck does benevolent mean?

Beneviolence 

The teenager mutant ninja turtles use beneviolence to save the day by using violence for good.

benevolent

Wishing or doing good.
In old age, Carnegie used his wealth for benevolent purposes, donating large sums to found libraries and schools.
benevolent by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

benevolence 

an inclination to be kind and helpful or generous
benevolence by dog December 8, 2003

benevolent asshole 

(noun) a person who performs a charitable act for non-assholes, while at the same time being an asshole toward other assholes.
When traffic is merging down to a single lane, and assholes are using a partial lane to cut traffic, a benevolent asshole will block the partial lane, while maintaining his/her rightful place in line, thus preventing other assholes from cutting in line.
benevolent asshole by I-66 Driver September 8, 2010