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Benchmade 

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company
Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!
Benchmade by Leotheo January 14, 2010

benchode 

The Gujarati and Hindi word for sister fucker. The prefix "ben" means sister and the suffix "chode" means to fuck.
Dude, don't be such a benchode.
benchode by aakash1120 January 27, 2009

Benchmarked 

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.
Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"
Benchmarked by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.
Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer
benchracer by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk 

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.
'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'