Benchmade

A type of knife that military and police use that are very expensive. They are also known as "Butterfly Knifes" because their logo is a butterfly and they are also famous for their Balisong knife which is also known as a "Butterfly knife"

I can't believe how fast he cut that with his Benchmade.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Benchmade

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company

Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!

by Leotheo January 14, 2010

benchode

The Gujarati and Hindi word for sister fucker. The prefix "ben" means sister and the suffix "chode" means to fuck.

Dude, don't be such a benchode.

by aakash1120 January 27, 2009

Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.

Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer

by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.

Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

by grim-reapa May 24, 2009

Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.

'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'

by mynameischuck March 19, 2009