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Bentannered 

A phrase used to describe:

Getting tided up and having an object inserted into where the sun doesnt shine. Then having a picture taken. All this happens while the victim is passed out.
Tends to be unpleasent. And embaressing the morning after for the person involved.
Alex: You got bentannered last night?

Tom: Yeah I got tided up with guitar straps and then a pen inserted well.. yeah i dont want to go into it..
Bentannered by H.R February 6, 2009
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benbaileyed

to give the right answer, but the person fakes it like you gave the wrong answer, then you have been benbaileyed.
From the star of "Cash Cab", Ben Bailey sometimes fools his guests into thinking they have given a wrong answer with his shrug or teeth sucking air. Just when the guests believe they have lost the money, he smiles and says, "That's right!"
I was benbaileyed by my math teacher after I put the correct equation on the board...he sucked his teeth, shrugged, and pretended I was wrong. I wasn't.
benbaileyed by DrDeeeeeeeeve November 7, 2011

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ· 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
A benvan is a type of wave only ridable by those who are legendary members of the Birch Lake Tubing Association. It's name is derived from it's enormous size, closely resembling Ben's van. Legend has it, no man that's went into a benvan has ever came out the same.
"That benvan made Matt it's b*tch!!!"
Benvan by Benvan June 3, 2011

Bencanting 

A term used in reference to whining about waking up at 3 am in the morning to milk cattle.
Stop Bencanting we have work to do.
Bencanting by Mandman November 5, 2017

Banbaning 

When she does a backflip and lands pussy first on your dick without breaking it
Amy wanted to practice Banbaning but I didn’t let her since I didn’t want to break my dick
Banbaning by Seboolin July 3, 2023