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Tagalog/Filipino slang for "sex"
"Ang sarap ng bembang ko kagabi." ("I had a great sex last night!")
by pj42106 September 25, 2007
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Lost one's mind


"Bem-bang na Bem-bang na ako sa Pag-ibig ko sa yo"

(I'm Crazy in Love with you)
by bembangmoney March 06, 2011
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