Ben Smith 

This mf has a leng peng teng ass sister, hottest in all the lands

Every Guy ever: WOW LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT

Ben: What bro thats my sister
Every Guy ever: YEAH SHE HOT THO
Ben Smith: guys no
Every Guy ever: Yea

Ben Smith by ellaisstillleng November 22, 2022

ben smith 

Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.

- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?

- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)

ben smith by yumyum1492 April 29, 2020

Ben smith 

Don't break anythink please thanks

Ben smith- don't ever hit up my notis again gng

Ben smith by Toastedfrog667 May 25, 2024

Ben Smith

Ben Smith is an amazing man! Some may call him Batman, because he's like the dark night and tries to stay incognegro. I, however, call him Superman ... because he got hit by an F-150 going 42 miles an hour and bounced off that bitch like he's made of steel!! His swag is incommensurable and his penis is WAY too big for his body. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the one he loves. He takes his hits and keeps on moving. He ain't afraid of nothing!! You don't believe me? FAFO BABY!!! P.S. he's probably 5 Finger Death Punches biggest fan.

See that man Ben Smith over there? No? That's cause he's incognito!!

Ben Smith by The Bad Guys Girl December 22, 2025

BenSmithing 

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.

The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.

Dude, did you see how the Eric Holder/Black Panther story got BenSmithed at Politico?

BenSmithing by FAUXbamaFailed August 12, 2012