belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 31, 2004

Belt

The weapon of the strongest gods.

Dad: Did you clean the stove?

Me: Yes, I did.

Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.

Me: OH SHIT!

by some other idiot November 17, 2020

Belted

Hype, lit, zooted, having a good time

Hey do you see kensley?

Yea she is belted!!!

by Kamkake February 8, 2019

Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

by Samofbev January 7, 2011

The Belt

n. An object placed around the waist to award pure awesomeness in one's line of work.

v. An action done after running in a Touchdown, again, to show pure awesomeness. ie. Aaron Rodgers

After getting an A on his math test, John stood up in class and performed the belt. He served the subsequent detention quite awesomely.

by dabearssuck February 11, 2011

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017