Oxxata

A Maltese noun with the literal translation to English being "Cunt Pastry". This word is a combination of the word "oxx" meaning cunt in Maltese and the word "Qassata" which is a traditional Maltese pastry. The word has made it's way into the vast Maltese profanity vocabulary when the word "oxx" did not have enough of an offensive meaning to it when attempting to offend someone. What could possibly be worse when you are a combination of a well-known pastry and a cunt?

Person 1: Il-madonna kemm int oxxata.
Person 2: Oxxata?
Person 1: Iva bahnan, int oxxata

by thebigpenis42069 January 30, 2017

Inside Joke

Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.

Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.

Person 1: I like caves

Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious

Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 05, 2017

2 for 1 special

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend

Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021

The Hood

The hood is a place normally referring to an area of poverty, crime, hardships and gangs. The hood is one of the hardest places to thrive in, where it is only survival of the fittest and the smartest. Where the odds of you getting through the day are low. White people do not last long in the hood.

"I was running through these streets avoiding the sound of gunshots, I stabbed a nigga who tried to belt me. I was not having it I was determined to get out...the hood is a brutal"

by thebigpenis42069 February 05, 2017

Child Labor

The reason Nike can sell you those running shoes for twenty bucks VAT included.

I love child labor, I support it as I can purchase products for cheap prices and still where branded items. What a perfect combination.

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

808s and Heartbreak

Kanye West's fourth full-length studio album. This was the album that followed the trilogy College Dropout, Late Registration and Graduated. We see Kanye West in a much more emotional and insecure yet simultaneously egotistical position, after the death of his mother and his public breakup with Amber Rose Mr West is in a very insecure position in his life. The album did not receive the same level of widespread critical acclaim, the album consisted of Kanye West singing rather than rapping. The use of the 808s on the album's instrumentals and the autotune on Mr.West's voice would be the reason the album would serve as a key influence to the future generation of rap. The album's slightly less critically acclaiming views are due to the fact that this album was way ahead of its time.

808s and Heartbreaks is such a personal record, I fail to see why Mr West would publish it rather than keeping it private.

by thebigpenis42069 January 15, 2019