belfing
belfing by Bob Cresswell September 19, 2008
Words you can keep
Belfing
Busting in your own cheeks normally doing so by rubbing the cock and balls in between the cheeks of the anus, doing so resulting in busting on your own buns.
Person A: “dude how’d your buns get so sticky I can’t even fit it in?”
Person B: “yeah I was just belfing this morning
Person B: “yeah I was just belfing this morning
Belfing by Dickygoldberg March 26, 2024
Related Words
belfing • beefing • bellingham • Belting • Beffing • Belling • bellingen • Bellinger • Bellinghamer • Bellinghamster
Taco Belling
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
Taco Belling by Fake Paul September 6, 2021
Liberty-Belling
A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.
I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.
Liberty-Belling by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013
Beefing out a weiner
Beefing out a weiner by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022
Mr Belding
A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).
- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.
While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"
- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.
While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"
Mr Belding by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011
Beefing my grill
When someone invades your personal space or privacy with the effect of causing harm or distraction. A person may beef the grill of another without necessarily intending to.
"Yo, why the fuck you all up in my face, beefing my grill and shit?"
"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."
"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."
"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."
"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."
Beefing my grill by poopSmear October 13, 2014
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.