belfing

Royal Navy slang for something or someone that smells bad, is disgusting or is dirty.

That restaurant is belfing. The tramps clothes were belfing. Your freind is belfing.

belfing by Bob Cresswell September 19, 2008

Belfing

Busting in your own cheeks normally doing so by rubbing the cock and balls in between the cheeks of the anus, doing so resulting in busting on your own buns.

Person A: “dude how’d your buns get so sticky I can’t even fit it in?”

Person B: “yeah I was just belfing this morning

Belfing by Dickygoldberg March 26, 2024

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.

Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling

Taco Belling by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

Liberty-Belling 

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.

I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.

Liberty-Belling by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013

Beefing out a weiner 

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Beefing out a weiner by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

Mr Belding by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

Beefing my grill 

When someone invades your personal space or privacy with the effect of causing harm or distraction. A person may beef the grill of another without necessarily intending to.

"Yo, why the fuck you all up in my face, beefing my grill and shit?"

"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."

"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."

Beefing my grill by poopSmear October 13, 2014