A friend of the person who dances about with his tits out all the time, the tit dancer being Toad
"You are gay Beets"
by Dougs. February 15, 2004
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The most attractive people, vegetables, or things. Put them up front to generate sales.
First rule in roadside beet sales: the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "wow, I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.
by mozzy4 November 23, 2009
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A moment when one's face turns red due to an uncomfortable, embarassing, or awkward situation.
This guy turned beet red at Walmart the other day. He tripped over his own shoelace and fell to the ground. Shortly after, his face resemble the color of lava.
by xDLafx December 2, 2009
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The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.
Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.
Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
by Melvin Birch November 26, 2019
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When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.
After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.
by BBBauer February 17, 2014
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