To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.
Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
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"lez beet it" is common use by american rappers as it refers to doing it in a sexual or violent way.
as lil billy walked into the club he yelled "lez beet it" as he reffed to getting laid.
by daber69420noscopeligma November 26, 2018
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Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
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YEET THE BEET

So iconic
It is similar to POP OFF or GO OFF or just an amazing hype term

I just yeet it around in pretty much any normal conversation
Friend A: I JUST GOT MY TWO FREE TACOS!!!!!

Friend B: YEESSSSS YEET THE BEET
by Yeet.the.beet.og May 31, 2020
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When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.
I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"
by freddie890 December 2, 2009
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When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
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