beertrender

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.
Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
by von groovy August 10, 2019
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