beertrender

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.

Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"

by von groovy August 10, 2019

Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012