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beer pirate 

the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.
"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."
beer pirate by Holden Meats December 18, 2003
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three beer pirate 

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.
Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.

Pirate Beer

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.
Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!
Pirate Beer by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011

BeePirateHooker 

Hot scenexqueen, bebo princess, online celebrity and photographic model... will always give you a shout-out and may possibly accuse you of sleeping with your dad.
BeePirateHooker: You slept with your Dad.
Guy: What do you think I am? Desperate?
BeePirateHooker by BeeFan2k12 February 10, 2012

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026