beef caker 

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

beef caker by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

beef cake by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005

Alaskan Beef Cake 

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

beef cake

What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000

Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake

beef cake by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

Beef Cake

-Another definition of a gas chamber


-An extremely smelly fart in a closed area.

-Something like a beef stew but affecting a group of individuals.

"Open the window and a beef cake came in."

John beef caked during the history exam.

Beef Cake by the urban speller March 12, 2009

Beef cake

Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.

Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!

Beef cake by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014