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California Beef-Cake Ritual 

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Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

beef cake

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this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"
That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.
beef cake by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005

Alaskan Beef Cake 

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A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.
"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

beef cake

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What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000
Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake
beef cake by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

Beef Cake

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-Another definition of a gas chamber


-An extremely smelly fart in a closed area.

-Something like a beef stew but affecting a group of individuals.
"Open the window and a beef cake came in."

John beef caked during the history exam.
Beef Cake by the urban speller March 12, 2009

Beef cake

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Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.
Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!
Beef cake by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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