beecat

An über creature from the arctic wastes of Finland. Can be used as a shoulder-mounted throwing type device.

Soft toy from IKEA.

Black and white striped weapon of mass distruction. Look out for the tongue.

by Calum Hutchison February 25, 2004

Beehatch

Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).

It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.

She's a B*** man!
Hey! What the F***! I did not say any M***F***ing ***!
What the F*** are all these stars for?

Hey, calm down dude! It's just the site's censoring!

Ah, ok, so I was saying, she's a Beehatch!

Ok, I get your point now!

by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

beercation

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

by Karpediem June 30, 2008

beeatch

Variant of "bitch", as pronounced to further emphasise the expression

"You beeatch motherfucker!!"

by Somme Touch November 26, 2002

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Baecation

Hanging out with the bae for any length of time really. although usually used for extended periods of time, like a vacation.

"Hey is biatch going to whatshisface's house?"
"pfft yeah she's taking a little baecation to his house for the weekend."

by Q-Breezy July 27, 2014

Beefcat

A plump fat male cat that has sex on his mind. Usually found eating beef or kibbles in the kitchen but quickly dispurses when humans try to make contact with him. Can also be called Mr. Beefcat or Beefchops

search Neam

Man after i came home from a hard day of work I walked in the door and found my Beefcat jizzing profusely on my couch, when we made eye contact he ran for cover knowing that his cover was blown...

by Mr. Neam December 3, 2009