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The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!

Pedro's bedroom 

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....
Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

Callum’s bedroom 

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom
Callum’s bedroom by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
Bedroom shredder by G str1ng January 6, 2009

bedroom sport 

The act of fucking. Aka a cardio workout in bed.
Tom: Hey girl, up for some bedroom sport tonight?

Scarlett: Hell yeah, crank the AC coz it’s gonna get sweaty!
bedroom sport by Handy Solo February 19, 2020

Bedroom shoes 

Shoes worn by your partner for indoor sexual activities. Will never see the outside world or touch the earths soil.
Dude 1: Hey Chad, I saw your chick buy a pair of sexy eight inch heels last week. How can she walk in those man?
Dude 2: She doesn't walk anywhere in them. They're bedroom shoes dude!
Bedroom shoes by Rabanelli April 23, 2014