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bed party 

Hanging out in bed with your girlfriends or gay friends (or guys who don't know they're gay yet). This is not sexual and should not make your boyfriend jealous.
Person A: What do you wanna do tonight?

Person B: I don't feel like going out. Do you just wanna have a bed party?
bed party by ambs1214 April 12, 2011
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Double Kitty Bed Party 

A Double Kitty Bed Party is slang for a three way where there are two girls and one guy. "Double Kitty" refers to two women or their pussies, whereas "Bed Party" refers to sex.

These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.

NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
Male 1: "See those two honeys over there?"

Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."

Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"

Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."

Third Party Bed Wetting 

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
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