bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.

Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.

bed fart by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

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Bed farter

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

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A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

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To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

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the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

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