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bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.
Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.
by poopy ;) October 13, 2020
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
mugGet the i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she fartedmug.

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