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Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
by Oz February 03, 2005
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A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
by MatsumotoMania December 05, 2013
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A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.
Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?
by Agaydefinition August 31, 2009
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synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed
hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long
by Oz February 01, 2005
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A piece of erotic furniture that perverts use for the catcher to brace him or herself against the intense, rapid-fire pounding they receive from the pitcher.

Also, a giant cotton-filled plastic egg roll that you buy at Ikea.
"I'm going to go to bed now. You want to come?"

"I can't believe your bed is just a mattress on the floor. Are you an architect or something?"
by Le Bossman October 20, 2014
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