by Loshfbf April 17, 2019
by g2ul October 11, 2020
Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.
"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."
by lady comic January 21, 2007
Words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. Works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. Overuse may cause your friends to pretend they're annoyed, but really they don't know what they'd do without you constantly twisting everything. When used in conjunction with that's what she said it can make class a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. Abbreviated I.B.
Person 1: "She's very talented."
Person 2: "In bed!"
Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"
...you get the idea
Person 2: "In bed!"
Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"
...you get the idea
by whohastoknow January 24, 2011
Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
by Raam June 14, 2006
Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.
Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.
2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.
Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.
2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.
by th3xpert August 6, 2009