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see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
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Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
by andy1 May 23, 2005
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When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.
Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"
by B Talented January 06, 2008
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when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it
She's beating off and laughing about it!!
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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