beat the first 

1) verb: to beat the best of a certain job, sport, or any other competition. by doing this, that person would now become "the first". (note: this is practically impossible because chuck norris is the first at everything, and no one can beat him).

2) noun: a band from escondido, california that is known for their jaw dropping chord progressions, energy-packed live shows, sky high vocals, and their amazing ping pong skills.

(Kid to his friend) Hey man, i just beat the first!!!

(Chuck Norris comes in) Hey kid, no you didn't (Kid dies).

(Chuck Norris to the kid's friend) Hey man, sorry i killed your friend. Hopefully this will cheer you up. (Chuck gives the friend tickets to a beat the first concert)

(Kid) Thanks Chuck! I feel much better!

beat the first by theguyperson December 21, 2009

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025