beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

by Laddie Patel February 03, 2005

Beat n' Skeet

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)

Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet

by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008