beat break

The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.

Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

Beat break

A term originally coined by Cody Smith aka xbox live gamertag: any1butu. It is a term commonly used on xbox live to announce the fact that you need to take break from the game to masturbate. It is normally used during a long session of elder scrolls:oblivion or any other RPG for that matter. Due to the nature of these games, they can induce high levels of stress that can only be relieved by one solitary act. The reason for this break is usually because said "girlfriend" is normally asleep at the hours of the night at which these kinds of actions take place. This can and does take place while in an xbox live party and is usually put into the term "I'll brb or I'm gonna get some food". After the deed is done, the original conversation resumes with said friend.

Cody Smith was up late one night playing oblivion on xbox live and his girlfriend was already sound asleep upstairs. He had been on a long journey of defeating the fighters guild that night and decided that he need to take a beat break in order to release his inner demons. He tells his buddy N worded that he is hungry and needs to get some food when in reality he is about to surf the internets for porn to masturbate to. After Cody ejaculated all over this keyboard, he resumes his conversation with n worded and makes note of his now pre-existing hunger issue.

by The Dentist aka The Train May 30, 2010

beat braking

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

by megan718 February 9, 2009

Beat Brakes and rolled out

Means to have sex with someone like a one night stand and leave afterwards

So i Beat Brakes and rolled out on some guy last night!

by CandyCane September 14, 2012

beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

Beat The Brakes

To beat someone down so badly that they are unable to stop themselves from stumbling around like an idiot. (Like they do not have brakes.)

Sasha stumbled straight into a wall because Chris beat the brakes off of him.

by Fast Hands December 2, 2009

beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007