beat an egg

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

by j0bren October 10, 2009