To beat the clock by masturbating.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 19, 2010
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The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
by Jellystone October 27, 2018
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An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.
by BeatOffMusician July 21, 2018
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Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
by Sally Crapbasket July 09, 2009
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At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...
by Zerocool2010 November 19, 2020
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by Elspencico June 03, 2019
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A place where a teenager masturbates at
Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).
by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 03, 2017
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