bearpaw

From bear, slang for a hirsute gay man;

A handjob given by a bear.

After a few beers, I found myself getting a bearpaw from this biker in the can. I really need to cut back on my drinking.

by VoxSmaragdus October 30, 2008

Bearpawed

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.

John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.

by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021

Bearpaws

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.

Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.

by ncl11 September 21, 2009

Bear Paw

When you're fingering a girl, and you cup your hand over her clitoris (and labia) in such a way that your fingers curl towards your palm as you use your fingers to work your magic.

I totally bear pawed her before we did it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis May 15, 2014

Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.

Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

by Impeachinator May 2, 2011

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

bear paw

Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.

Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?

by Kempo May 23, 2006