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Bearpawed 

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.
John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.
Bearpawed by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021

Bearpaws 

A brand of footwear best known for its Ugg look-alike boots. While they look almost exactly the same, Bearpaws are only about $60, while Uggs easily go beyond $100. However, it is commonly observed that Bearpaws are not as good quality as Uggs, which explains the price difference.

Nowadays, with the many Ugg knockoffs and store brands, Bearpaws are considered "second best" if you cannot afford Uggs, and are followed by Emus.
Girl 1: Hey look, she got Uggs! I didn't know she could afford them.

Girl 2: No, those are Bearpaws.

Girl 1: Oh, well, they look exactly the same to me.
Bearpaws by ncl11 September 21, 2009

Bear Paw 

When you're fingering a girl, and you cup your hand over her clitoris (and labia) in such a way that your fingers curl towards your palm as you use your fingers to work your magic.
I totally bear pawed her before we did it.

Polar Bear Paw 

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.
Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

texas bear paw 

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission
Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action
texas bear paw by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

bear paw 

Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.
Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?
bear paw by Kempo May 23, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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