beardra

The most talented and beautiful drag queen in the world who happens to have a glorious beard.

Beardra is the real bidness

by lola November 21, 2021

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

Beardfag

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.

Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019

boardrat

1. A male who whores himself out to numerous female boardies on an internet message board.
2. Any guy on an internet message board that has allowed a few compliments by other female 'boardies' go to his head and created the impression in his own mind that he's a real ladies man.

Example: moby.com's very own ghost hounds

by Johnny Hot Stuff July 10, 2005

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Bearduary

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.

Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.

by stewyrich December 3, 2009

beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011