Beardon
Beardon by Silkynator June 23, 2020
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Harlee beardon
A rare and majestic creature known for her powerful thighs, flawless makeup skills, and unexpectedly kind soul. Found occasionally in makeup aisles, group chats offering advice, or simply glowing up a room with her presence. Key Traits:
• Legs that could crush steel or self-esteem—depending on the mood.
• Personality: 90% sweet, 5% sassy, 5% “don’t push it.”
• Often spotted helping others, fixing eyeliner wings, and outshining everyone without trying.
• Can be mean, but only if provoked. • Extremely rare; sighting one in the wild is considered good luck and a blessing.
• Legs that could crush steel or self-esteem—depending on the mood.
• Personality: 90% sweet, 5% sassy, 5% “don’t push it.”
• Often spotted helping others, fixing eyeliner wings, and outshining everyone without trying.
• Can be mean, but only if provoked. • Extremely rare; sighting one in the wild is considered good luck and a blessing.
“You don’t see many like Harlee Beardon around — with those big thighs and killer makeup skills, she’s mostly sweet and super helpful, but trust me, if you cross her, you’ll see that rare 1% mean side come out.”
Harlee beardon by Dhcbxjdh May 21, 2025
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Beardson's Law
A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.
For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.
For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.
I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?
Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022
Blardon
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Beardophile
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beard-on
The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
beardo
In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.