bear zipper 

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

bear zipper by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

Bear zapper by Bear zapper February 9, 2024