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country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.
I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

Country Bear 

A man so hairy, with massive forepaws, that resembles a bear. This is a mythical creature believed to cause tube sock in females. Last Sighted in Sidney, NE. the Myth states that this creature, wandered into Sidney because he is attracted to racism. Once in sidney he wandered into the local highschool and bit off an old mans ring finger. A legendary hero, Randolf Hitler slayed this beast, or so the story goes. Some Still beleive this ass, bitch, mom killer, docking mofo, anaconda, aligator, little girl eating, fat son of a bitch is still alive.

-Quiet often used as another term for racists.
Rashaan, " Man just cuz im black he hates me, that guy is a total country bear."
Country Bear by Wecker October 27, 2010

Country Bear 

There Lives A Legend in Sidrock, A Man So Hairy He Resembles A Bear, Recently Slayed By legendary Randolf Hitler, and his companion anghlhjlhelo abbboot maggegina. This Creature was known to Dock with other Bears (search Dock) and eat lemmon heads off of females often (search Lemmonheads for deffinition). many people believe the Country Bear Bit off weckers finger. some say this ass raping faggot mom bitch is actually still alive.
Country Bear by alpha P-diddy October 26, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026