bean-bag

Can mean the person is being given a hard time.

Can mean someone has been rejected.

Can mean someone is ignoring someone.

Can infer position of power

I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag.

I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag.

I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment.

Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.

by hs101 September 07, 2011

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 12, 2015

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 27, 2003

Bean Bagged

The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair

This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.

by ssstaples July 11, 2011

Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.

Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!

by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011